January 2008
41 posts
Car Back
I finally got my car back today after an eternity at the shop. They fixed the light and put a new bumper on. They put a new door on too, the cover part, for who knows what reason, but now the front is all nice looking and the back looks like shit. We just have to wax up the back. Anyway, it looks good and it runs like a new car. They fixed that annoying sound it used to make too. I’m just...
“You need to get unplugged!!”
– Dr. Kachur
Queen Sea Big Shark →
cultyouth: Awesome Chinese band, too bad their entire page is in Chinese. You can’t even add them because you need a CN myspace account. Their album is near impossible to find, gr!
“Why live life when Disney can live it for you?”
– Dr. Kachur
SCROPERA MONTAGE!!!
me: juno is so juno.. i'm efuckingbrodo
sarah: Alright. Hahaha.
sarah: When you get prego, I'm making a movie called efuckingbrodo.
sarah: And there's going to be a 20 minute scropera montage!
“What is my magical power? I can stop a conversation dead in no time.”
– Geoff on Ace of Cakes
“Listen, I’m really good at Musical Chairs..”
– BONTY!!!!
“It’s supply and demand. I supplied you with the tots now I demand you take...”
– alex’s friend at lunch
“Then he asked if I didn’t like things changing. And I said I...”
– The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Bonty is so amazing.
[Bonty leaves the room with Mrs. Lawlor, closing the door behind her.]
Bonty bursts into the room: LOOK AT HER SHOES!!!
[Mr. Fisher walks by]
Bonty to Fisher: Look at her shoes!!
Mr. Fisher: I have a pair of those!
“Here comes a guy with 20 heads…
with an army of animals and Jar Jar...”
– Me and Sarah!!!!
“It feels like my heart is trying to hug my brain!”
– Kenneth on 30 Rock when he gets wired on coffee for the first time
Target!
Me: i
Efrazi: you are such a good shopper
Me: i know! XD
Me: but i never could have done it with out your tip!
Me: i'd like to thank my mother, also, for paying for it
Me: and all the employees at target
Me: as well as my designers, working so hard to bring me awesome clothes
Efrazi: HAHAHAHAH
Efrazi: AMAZING!
Me: haha
Me: i couldn't stop myself!
“I don’t want you to turn this paper into a moralistic diatribe.”
– Bonty
nice find mon mon
God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you!
Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open?
Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her.
--4 train in NY
http: //www.overheardinnewyork.com/
“Is it for breast cancer? Because that’s all that motivates her except for...”
– Alex Fouts regarding Courtney Sabiga
“He’s such a cobweb, a pinch would annihilate him!”
– Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights
Guitar Hero!
Mom: What are you and Colleen doing?
Me: We're on tour!
Mom: What does that mean?
Me: We're totally rocking out!
“I have a lot of saliva.”
– Momma